When I get my paycheck Im like,
hahah my kid's gonna be this smart one day.
obnoxioustruth: Walk away like a BOSS
livelaughatlife: I wonder if You understand..??
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he...
The truth is everyone is going to hurt you. You just gotta find the ones worth...– Bob Marley (via spac3cad3t)
Gonna Go Make So Scrabble Letters Into Earrings...
ONLY done on face book...
suqqmiinsaniity: LAUGHBOOK… CRYBOOK… Put all your business out there then wonder WHYBOOK…. TRUTHBOOK, LIEBOOK, indirect subliminal REPLYBOOK…. LOVEBOOK HATEBOOK, quick to give advice but don’t pull your own WEIGHTBOOK…. REALBOOK STUNTBOOK, why people gotta FRONTBOOK… This is done only on FACEBOOK.
Truth or Dare?
Just like the alphabet, bitch. I come before U.
Study or not i'm still going to be like..
My Early Morning Routine!!
When you're at a party and your song comes on and...
glamourfashionhoex: then you’re on the dancefloor like:
Reblog this and go on your page
Who Ever Made This. YOU’RE A GENIUS
Now That Was Funny. Thanks For The Relief From The...
How to blow a bubble:
theenlightenedone: Step 1: First go like this Step 2: Spin around Step 3: STOP! Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3! Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust! Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT! Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town. Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this. Step 9: THEN…!
Once they stop talking to you, they start talking...
Yes, I'm a Transformer
lapetiteprince: You made me want you. You made me leave you. You made me tumble and fall. But if I can’t have you the way I want you..I don’t want you at all.
There Are Times When You Would Choose:
Prince Charming: He’d take you to his castle and dance with you but allow you to leave when the clock strikes 12 at midnight. Spiderman: He’d give you the sweetest kiss but vanishes almost all the time. Peterpan: A guy who would take care of you and fly with you against the wind but then you notice that his heart still belongs to Wendy. So Be Like Princess Fiona, Find Your...
Haters Are Just Confused Admirers Because They...
"Why do French people eat snails?"
Because they don’t like fast food.
I hate doing presentations
Right before you get up your like: then you finally are called to go up and your legs are like: Then the audience is staring at you like: and the others are like: or and your insides are like: and then come the smart ass kids that ask questions: at the end everyone just ends up clapping sarcastically like: Totally true, and i have one to do tomorrow. This is what the...
MIND FUCK: After reading this comment you will...