May 2011
246 posts
Sometimes God pushes us to our limits. It’s because he has greater faith in us...
– Khloe Kardashian (via ultimatekimkardashian)
Three Ways of Using Public Toilets
whisperoftruth:
iwillmindfuckyou:
thagurlofyodreams:
straightupjen:
immamotorist:
prettywhensmiling:
pseudo-blog:
athenability:
1. THE SUSPENSiON
It is one of the most common techniques and it can be a good exercise. As you can see, it is to stay with your butt in the air.
2. THE FROG
This is only for real experts. You should make sure that you don’t have anything inside your...
how to piss somebody off . →
Don't Mistake My Kindness For Weakness
ayolucas:
Don’t assume that just because I’m nice, that you can take advantage of that. I’m kind, but I’m not stupid.
That confusing moment when you hear a good song in...
relax-relate-release:
pullmycurls:
OMG , I thought I was the ONLY one!
Yesss ! O_O
YUP! Do it all the time.
I Search It Then And There… GOOGLE!!
Takes Ghetto To A New Level!!!
♏ thoughts from a mad scientist ♐: The babies in... →
heartsarahmary:
what-makes-us-human:
The babies in Rugrats don’t exist and are products of Angelica’s imagination because her mother ignores her and her relationship with her father is shallow and parasitic. In reality, Chuckie died along with his mother, which is why Chaz is such a nervous wreck. Tommy was a stillborn, which causes…
scary.
WOWW.. That Was Deep!!!
A little boy asks his dad; "What's between mom's...
livelaughatlife:
supremetheillest:
themythicalworld:
hurricanepenus:
LMAO
When I read this, I literally burst out in the middle of my room: “Ohhh!!!…” Lol.
MIIIND BLOOWN
JOKE OF THE NIGHTTT!!!
thatoneastutefellow:
youngsweetseventeen:
Frack Ocean - Acura Integurl
ohhh Frank :]
wow Frank dat nigga